Politics Sms Jokes & Messages

1.

Warning:
Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko
lalu ki akal,
mayawati ki shakl,
mulayam ki jawani,
kalaam ke baal aur
atal ki chal de..
Ab bhula k dekho.

 2.

 Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.?
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Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.

 

3.

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.. ...

4.

Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
team :
Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma.


5.
 Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.


6.
 
*Today’s Truth*
Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..
Yaaro
Kyun ki yaha..
Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..
aur
Jawan Facebook!!

7.
 Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.

8.
 Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!!!!

9.
 

Birthday SMS Hindi

Birthday SMS Hindi

 1.
On D pages of roses,
with D ink of moon light ,
only 2 words has written 4 u,
'Very Happy Birthday 2 U'

2.
 MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B, C ALL U WANT TO C… DO ALL WOT U WANT TO MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE… “A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U”

3.
 May ur birthday bring
each special thing
that u have waited 4
& everyday ahead holds
lots of happiness in store..

4.
Wishes of happiness especially 4 u,
Not just on ur birthday bt all the year through
Happy Birthday

5.
 Roses always stand 4 thoughts
& so these come 2 say,
T hat my wishes r wid U,
today & everyday
Happy Birthday...

6.
 A birthday is a lovely flower that blooms in life's garden
& may that special blossom b bright especially today
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

7.
 Dreams give rise 2 hope. Hope inspires efforts, Efforts results in Success So dreams r roots of success. Let all ur dreams cum true this birthday..Happy Birthday

8.
 Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!”

9.
 A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

10.
 Wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey & full of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

11.
 My wishes 4 U on ur Birthday
Cake - 2 delight U
Baloons - 2 raise spirits higher
Gifts - 2 bring u tickling surprises
Candles - 2 brighten ur life with joy
All these R my wishes 4 U on ur BIRTHDAY

12.
 May ur special day...
Surrounded wid happiness,
Filled wid laughter,
Wrapped wid pleasure,
Brightened wid fun,
Blessed wid love,
Remembered wid joy,
...and enriched wid hopes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

13.
 Birthdays come once in a year;
And your's is quite near;
May God give you strength to bear;
The expense of hosting a party for all the dears!
A very happy birthday!

14.
 Happy Birthday SMS - Birthday special sweet sms consists of cute character to wish your sweetheart, friend, mother, father, son, daughter and dearest ones. We have composed short text - 140 character sms, 160 character sms for easy sharing on mobile. Do not waste your time to search your favouite one here - there get all kinds of fresh messages here instantly. Send beautiful birthday wish through best happy birthday sms.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bewafa Sms

 1.

Jaante He Ham Pyar Aasan Nahi Hota,
Karte He Sab Par Koi Eis Dariya Se Paar Nahi Hota,
Sath Deneka Vada To Sab Karte He,
Par Wada Karne Ke Baad Koi Yaad Nahi Rakhata !!!

2.

Jaante He Ham Pyar Aasan Nahi Hota,
Karte He Sab Par Koi Eis Dariya Se Paar Nahi Hota,
Sath Deneka Vada To Sab Karte He,
Par Wada Karne Ke Baad Koi Yaad Nahi Rakhata !!!

3.

Gum hi gum hai meri jindgi me,
khushi naam ki koi cheez nahi,
hum dil use de baithe hai j
Jis se pyar paane ki koi ummeed nahi.........

 

4.

 Kitni Khushi milti hai tujhko, dil mera todhkar
Lekin ye dil bhi to hai, teri hi amanat
Dekhein kab tak tu khush rahta hai
Apni hi cheez ko todhkar !!!

5.

Raste par mat baitho hawa tang karegi,
Gujare hue lamhon ki saja tang karegi,
Kisi ko mat lao dil ke itne kareeb,
Uske jane par uski har ek ada tang karegi

 

6.

 Bhoolneki tujhe najane hum kitne vade karte hain,
Kaise bhoolu tujhe,yeh sochker tume yaad karte hain,
Jab bhi hota hai zikr zamane mein pyar aur wafaa ki,
To tumhe bewafa ke bahane yaad karte hain !!!

7.

Bohat Chaha Tujhe Par Fir Bhi Tu Samajh Na Payi.
Intezar Kiya Tera Harpal,
Par Tu Ek Bar Bhi Milne Na Aayi.
Yaad Teri Satati Rahi Mujhko,
Par Meri Yaad Tujhe Ek Pal Bhi Na Aayi.
Pyar Kitna Jatati Thi,
Mujhko Par Fir B Aaj Tu
Mujhe Chod Chaligayi...............................

 

8.

 Kisi din teri Nazro se dur ho Jayege hum.....

Dur fizao mein kahi kho Jayege hum.....

Meri Yaado se Lipat kar Rone Aaogi tum.....

Jab Jameen ko odh k so Jayenge hum...... 

9.

YakEEn TO Nhi Hai MaGaR PhiR Bhi
"Shayad"!
TuMhain PyaR Mujh Se,
ZaRa Sa To HoGa.!!!!!

 

10.

 Bachpan Se Thama Tha Jinka Hath,
Aaj Woh Chodd Ke Chale Gaye.
Mera Kasoor Itna Tha Ki
Mein Usse Sacha Pyar Karta Tha.
Aur Unka Kasoor Woh Bde Bewafa Nikle...!!!

 

11.

 Aansu Jo Bah Rahe Hain Inhe Bahne Do,
Yeh Kah Rahe Hain Dil Ki Baat Kahne Do,

Bahut Bewafa Ho Tum ,Yeh Hunko Hai Malum,
Tum Wafa Ki Baat Apne Tak Hi Rahne Do,

Mila Toh Kya Mila Tumhe Chahne Ke Baad,
Bas Dukh Hi Sah Rahe Hain Hamein Sahne Do,

Tumne Toh Kah Dala Haal-E-Dil Apna,
Ab Mujhko Bhi Apna Haal-E-Dil Kahne Do…...

General Knowledge Sms

 1.

IPL Quiz

Q. Who scored the most runs in the sixth edition of IPL 2013?

(1) Suresh Raina
(2) Mike Hussey
(3) Virat Kohli
 

Ans : 2.

 

2.

 Q4-The luminous coloured ring,
surrounding the sun is called the
A. nebula
B. comet
C. as
teroid
D. corona
Just now

 

3.

 Mobile Phone Quick Codes
are key shortcuts
that you type in e.g. *#06#
to display the
own IMEI (International
Mobile Equipment
Identity

 

4.

 How to save mobile battery
upto 20%
- Turn off graphical wallpaper
or flash wallpaper
- Turn off screensaver
- Enable power ,sleep mode

 

5.

 Copy the Codes and Paste in
your Facebook Chat
Box .Codes For Animated
Emoticons :-
[[126221767389776]] :-
Spinning Heart Animated
Smiley.
[[110566395653359]] :- Cat
Lick Monitor Animated
Smiley.
[[110780922298250]] :- Heart
On Fire Animated Smiley.
[[126220920723194]] :- Santa
Animated Smiley.
[[126540207361797]] :- Inlove
Animated Smiley.
[[127878643893717]] :-
Clapping Animated Smiley.
[[394930959230]] :- In Sleep
Animated Smiley.Screen Shot
For Above Emoticons :-

 

6.

 Q. Australia ki rajdhani kaha hai?


A. Melbourne
B. Sydney
C. Canbara
D. Perth.

7.

Dimag h to msg sirf 1 bar padh k jawab do
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Ha,
To sawal ye hy ki BHAJIYA ko
English me kya bolte h.
Hurry up

 

8.

 CHALO DEKHTE HAIN AAPKO
KITNI BAR PYAR HUA HAI?
ChoosE 1 no, & reply.
181
141
111
161
151
171
it's truly fun Seriously.
Chk out..Reply must.
181- hr roz hota h.
151- aap do logo mein confusd ho.
141- 3 bar wo bhi mazak tha.
111 - 1 bar sacha pyar.
161- kbhi hua hi nhi.
171- 2 bar.

 

9.

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho

To Batao ki

"SASURAL" Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

 

10.

 Wo kon c cheez h jo saal me 1bar ati hai or din me 4 bar ati hai hints bhi de rha hu H_ _D_A_ _ _Z
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Good night picture sms

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G@@D ~ NIGHT
(_¸.•'´  `'•.¸_)
(_¸.•'´  `'•.¸_)
   
Sweet dreams..

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GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS.

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9 !/ 3
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9 !_ 3
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9 _! 3
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still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NIGHT.....

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Sone wale ho?
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Ruko..!
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mujhe kahne to do.
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GOOD
NIGHT
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Ab so jawo.
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FRIENDS

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FOREVER
Gud nite
sweet drms.....

6.

' _ _ '.
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"Gud9t"
CHANDA MAMA Has Come 2 Wish U
a Lovely 9t With Many Dreams..
Have A "Good NiGHT" 

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So ,* , Jao ,*
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Bcoz I want
to say u a very
happy!!!
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Have a sweat dream!….......

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'-. Night -'
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Keep Smiling and enjoy deep sleep

9. 

Kya Aapko Maloom Hai Ki .
..*’”* . *”‘*.
*( :Aap Yaha: )*
* :Rehte: *
*.:Hai:*
“*”
Aur Kiraya Bhi Nahi Dete ?!?
SWEET evening.
I MIS U”

10.

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Enjoy the cool climate.
Good night

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╚═►GOOD
╚═► NIGHT
╚═► MY
╚═► SWEET
╚═► FRIND

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Night



Road jaam tha

Is liye
aaj Helicopter

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{""}__{""}Lovely
{*}APPY SWEET
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*GOOD*
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{*'} \\\\{'*}IGHT...........

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"SWEET SWEET"
*.*.NIGHT*.*
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*G00D NIGHT*....

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Gujarati good morning sms

1.   Aaj no Manvi Kai Paristhiti ma Jive 6
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Suve Tyare "SAMADHI" ma
Ane
Uthe Tyarthi "UPADHI" ma
"Good Morning"

2.   The Sun is Avi Gayo che
Very Much Tadko thai Gayo che
Birds are walkout for Chanva and
Still U r Sleep rahya cho
Wake up Mara Dost Wake up

Good Savar
Have a Saras Day

3.   Na Mandir,
Na Bhagavan,
Na Puja,
Na Snan,
Savare Uthine Sauthi Pelu Kam...
Ek SMS Mara Yaar Ne Nam..
@@@@Shubh Savar@@@@

4. Navo Divas,
Navi Savar,
Nava Vicharo,
Navi Aashao,
Nava Umango,
Navo Utsah,
Navi Laagni,
Nava Sankalp
Sathe Aavyu Aa
Nootan Safal

###SuPrabat###

5.  The Sun is Avi Gyo 6
Very Much Tadko thai Gyo 6,Birds are walkout for Chanva and
Still U r Sleep rahya cho
Wake up Mara Dost Wake up

6.  "Prem ni prabhat"
"Sneh ni savar"

"Mohabbat ni

mausam"

"Preet ni pukar"

ane

"Mitrata ni

muskan"

Tmne roj male aavi soneri savar.

GOOD MORNIG ...

HAVE A NICE DAY.....

GOOD DAY....
TAKE CARE...

KEEP SMILING.