12 Jan 2015

Uttarayan sms

Makar Sankranti sms

पत्नी:मकर संक्रांति आ रही है कुछ आइडिया दो,
अबकि बार क्या बाँटू ?
पति: ऐसा करो,
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अपनी 14सहेलियों को मेरा मोबाइल नम्बर बाँट दो
Ha...Ha..
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Pehle Se
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"Makar Sakranti"
This Is Special Wish.
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I Wish U a Very
!"!__!"! APPY
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!"!__!"! APPY
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!"!__!"! APPY
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Makar Sakranti ..... You & Your Family
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 With Great Devotion,
Fervor and Gaiety,
With Rays of Joy and Hope,
Wish You and Your Family,
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI..
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 Suraj Ki Rashi Badlegi, Kuch
Ka Naseeb Badlega, Ye Saal
Ka Pehla Parv Hoga Jab Hum
Sab Mil Khushiya Manayege.
Happy Makar Sakranti Friends.
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 Til Pakwano Ki Mithas Zindagi Me
Bhariya Ptango Ki Tarah Akash
Me Bulandi Paiya Aur Apni Mehanat
Ki Dor Se Us Bulandi Ko Sambhal
Ke Rakhiya Happy
Makar Sankranti
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10 Jan 2015

JokesMasti

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girl-friend Ko Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue Kaha.
Boy: “Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat Batana”
Girl: “Aapki Bahan Ko To Zarur Bataongi”
Boy: “Arrey Usko Kyu?”
Girl: “Kamini Kahti Thi Koi Kutte Ka Pilla Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Karega.“
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 Beta- Papa, Aapne Humari Nayi
Car Ka Naam Mummy K Naam Pr Q Rakha h.?
Papa- Beta, QKi Yeh
B Mere Control K Baahar h
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 Sardarji Aapko logo ne Q mara ?
SaRdar: Are yar mere doodh ke glass pr,
Uska pallu gir gaya tha.,
Maine kaha madam jara pallu uper kijiye
Doodh pina hai...
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 Ladki mandir mein : "Hey Bhagawan... Kisisamajhdar ladke ko mera boyfriend bana do.........
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Bhagawan: "Ghar chali ja beti......Samajhdar ladke kabhi girlfriend nahi banate..." :-)
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 Girl: janu apni ye Diamond
ring muje de do...
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Boy: kyo dear ? ?
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Girl: me roz ise dekh kar
tumhe yaad krungi...
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Boy: yaad toh tum wese bhi
muje krogi...
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Girl: wo kese ??
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Boy: ye soch kar ki maine
diamond ring mangi thi, or Kamine ne nhi
di...
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