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Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girl-friend Ko Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue Kaha.
Boy: “Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat Batana”
Girl: “Aapki Bahan Ko To Zarur Bataongi”
Boy: “Arrey Usko Kyu?”
Girl: “Kamini Kahti Thi Koi Kutte Ka Pilla Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Karega.“
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 Beta- Papa, Aapne Humari Nayi
Car Ka Naam Mummy K Naam Pr Q Rakha h.?
Papa- Beta, QKi Yeh
B Mere Control K Baahar h
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 Sardarji Aapko logo ne Q mara ?
SaRdar: Are yar mere doodh ke glass pr,
Uska pallu gir gaya tha.,
Maine kaha madam jara pallu uper kijiye
Doodh pina hai...
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 Ladki mandir mein : "Hey Bhagawan... Kisisamajhdar ladke ko mera boyfriend bana do.........
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Bhagawan: "Ghar chali ja beti......Samajhdar ladke kabhi girlfriend nahi banate..." :-)
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 Girl: janu apni ye Diamond
ring muje de do...
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Boy: kyo dear ? ?
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Girl: me roz ise dekh kar
tumhe yaad krungi...
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Boy: yaad toh tum wese bhi
muje krogi...
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Girl: wo kese ??
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Boy: ye soch kar ki maine
diamond ring mangi thi, or Kamine ne nhi
di...
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